Welcome technophobes, grease monkies, and motorheads

Welcome to a new'ish' site written by and with the imput from people who,s brains are so full of;
Technical abillity, Insane ideas, and the love of wierd and wonderfull shit, that there is no time in their over stressed brains for "CRAP" like spelling and punktuation.

Friday 27 April 2012

THE FUNNIEST THING IVE READ IN AGES

CLICK ON THIS LINK . ITS BLOODY GENIUS.
http://dicemagazine.blogspot.co.uk/2012/04/so-brilliant.html

TRIUMPH

 See this bike? A fella called Dowie saw it and he thought it was the best bike he had seen. He has  collected lots of Triumph bits and asked me to build a frame for him.
He painted my wheels and hopefully will paint more stuff for me in the future as payment for making the frame. Im am well up for it, just because it will be cool and it's good to help out a friend.
His 'old man' Andy worked out the dimentions and i'm in the process of  drawring the frame in full size so that i can set-up the 'Frame jig'.
If you own this bike or know who owns it ; "im sorry that im copying your design , but "IMITATION IS THE HIGHEST FORM OF FLATTERY".
I will post all the progress of coarse.
Have a look at this blokes (or maybe it's a lady) shed.... It's bloody amazing, all home made, by the look of it, Dougles fir  or Larch, i reckon. love the cabinate and the deck with the BBQ man im so jealouse (no wonder he buil such a nice bike, if that was my shed, you wouldn't get me out).

Thursday 26 April 2012

SORRY

YEP I COCKED UP A BIT THERE. THE BIKE BELOW IS NOT A SPORTY ITS A DYNA.
WELL DONE ALEX, FOR THAT YOU WILL GET A BEER NEXT TIME WE MEET.
NOW I'M GUNNA BEAT MYSELF WITH STINGING NETTLES AND PUSH FIZZY COLA BOTTLES UP MY NOSE, AS A PENANCE.

Wednesday 25 April 2012

SPORTSTER

This cool specimen of a bike is from THE ROGUES MC blog site http://www.rogues-mc.com/ have a look its a good site.
This bike is for sale. it also gives me an excuse to talk about mine.
I have a K&N filter on my bike and a Vance & Hines fuel pak to try and make it run richer since i fitted the exhaust.
Only thing is that the fuel pak come's with a list of codes that you have to dial in to make it work, Thies codes rely on the fact that you have a exhaust that you bought.
As you know (or dont) i made my exhaust so it aint on the list.
I have tryed lots of differant types of code from the list but it keeps making it run TOO RICH. This was starting to piss me off , BUT today i tryed running it on a code for "SLIP-ON SLASH-CUTS" and it seems that it is nearly SPOT ON. it now pulls like a train again and has instant Torque.
So im quite chuffed

Sunday 22 April 2012

Photography

 these two are by Troy Paiva (lost America) my friend has a book of his. Its very cool.

 Rust has never looked so beautiful
 Looks like a right laff.

 ALEX SHOVELPOWER sent me two photos from his trip to Hungary a few years back.
 It was there that i met Alex and got so drunk on Hungarian beer and jagermeister that i had he worst hangover ever.
 This was my favorite bike there.
but also there was topless chicks in chariots, do you need a better excuse to go
Ive shown this photo before, but i like it so TUFF.

Friday 20 April 2012

JUST SOME COOL STUFF

 Richie in his old FORD P100. it had a 2liter 'pinto' motor in it and went like ..'If you have ever seen a dog that got stung by an electric fence'. That is how fast his car went, it's rear end even tryed to overtake the front...
 This is a very cool shovel and a very cool picture. I cant remember what site it is from, so if someone can point me in there direction ill pass on the love.
 Just a cool photo
"QUICK LEG-IT!! HERE COME THE FUZZ.."
Can your bike outrun the new police persuit vehicle.

Wednesday 18 April 2012

I PROMISED YOU SOMETHING SPECIAL... HERE IT IS

 Due to the fact that ive had over 10000 views, it's time for a special treat.
HERE ARE SOME LADIES FOR THE WORLD.
First one is for the viewers in the;
USA
 This one is for RUSSIA
 This one is for BRAZIL
 This one is for the;
DUTCH, SWEDISH, ITALIANS , HUNGARIANS AND THE GERMANS.

 This one is for all the
AUSTRAILIANS
 This lovely lady  is for
CANADIANS
Just incase ive forgoten anybody.
ALL THIES LOVLEY LADIES WITH POWER-TOOLS ARE FOR YOU.
 This special treat is for the
POLISH (thanks for the support Jan)
Check out the song titles
 This lovely is for all the
NORTHERNER'S.
check out the stockings on Nora, Pete.
This one is for all the 
LADIES.

Flight of the Conchords Ep 10 'Ladies of the World'

Tuesday 17 April 2012

WOW 10000 VIEWS

Im absolutly STOKED that people find the blog worth lookin at.
Tomorro ill post somthing specia;l as a thankyou, i wont do it now as im knackerd so im going to bed.
THANKYOU FOR LOOKING
and SPEND MORE TIME RIDING AND LESS TIME POLISHING.

BLITZ MOTOR CYCLES

 Just read a good article on BLITZ MOTORCYCLES. they have a very cool style . preaty cool in the way that they are building bikes using all sorts of machine. the bikes have a lot of love and time put into them but they arnt so shiney that you wouldn't want to ride them (fearing that they might get scratched ior dirty)
 Cheak out there website http://www.blitz-motorcycles.com/
the video's are well worth watching as they have a pretty cool philosophy.

Sunday 15 April 2012

JIM'S TRX

JIMBO (my old mate in Oz) has just finished puttin his TRX together and took it for a blast.
I had to get this picky from someones facebook because he hes a technophobe and is yet to work out how to send me a picture "Sort it out Jim".
NICE BIKE THOUGH. WELL DONE MATE.
 Jims bro 'Ben' has sent me more picks of Jims bike as he is a bit less of a technophobe.
CHEERS BEN